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July 16, 2011
China agrees to forgive a portion U.S. debt if Americans dress up in costumes and perform silly dances for them, a drunk pilot pulls over onto a cloud, and a little clay thing is purchased at an ...
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July 15, 2011
In today’s Daily Briefing, Tucker Hope reports that Joe Biden has replaced his Secret Service detail with a trio of sexy female bodyguards.
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July 12, 2011
After a small train derailment in Delaware, Americans all across the nation are senselessly fearing for their loved ones' lives.
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July 09, 2011
Record industry refuses to claim credit for horrendous #1 song, The National Funk Congress is deadlocked on get up/get down issue, and the Chicago Bears reunite for the first time since the ...
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July 07, 2011
The FBI says the warning signs that Bay would eventually carry out a terrorist attack were startlingly obvious in retrospect.
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June 30, 2011
After 3 billion seasons on earth, Fall has been canceled, a shiny bobbing object fascinates the fish community, and a bee stuck between the screen and the front door is going fucking nuts.
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June 29, 2011
Prom king Trevor Wilson pumped three bullets into the quiet loner before he had a chance to think about turning on fellow students.
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June 29, 2011
Panelists debate whether the U.S. is doing enough to heed the warnings of coal industry scientists who say turbines could blow the Earth right into the sun.
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June 25, 2011
After a week of meritorious writing, reporting, and public service from America’s Finest News Source, the hard-working men and women at The Onion provide a concise multimedia roundup for the ...
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June 21, 2011
On The Cressbeckler Stance, Joad explains how the harsh conditions in mining camps can require two men becoming one.
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June 16, 2011
Star Fix reports on the new "Green Lantern" movie based on the comic-book hero everyone definitely knew about before the film was made.
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June 16, 2011
Star Fix reports on the new "Green Lantern" movie based on the comic-book hero everyone definitely knew about before the film was made.
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June 10, 2011
Conservative Sen. Ronald North addresses rumors that he had an extramarital affair with a horse.
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June 10, 2011
TMZ has obtained shocking video of gay marriage opponent Sen. Ronald North and his horse mistress.
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June 10, 2011
TMZ has obtained shocking video of gay marriage opponent Sen. Ronald North and his horse mistress.
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June 08, 2011
Travel expert Cathy Barnette shows Jim and Tracy how to see the world without spending a dime or even leaving your home.
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June 08, 2011
Travel expert Cathy Barnette shows Jim and Tracy how to see the world without spending a dime or even leaving your home.
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May 31, 2011
In The Know panelists discuss a new congressional report linking all of America’s problems to the fact that our entire nation was built on top of Native American graves.
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May 24, 2011
Warner Bros. will recut the last four minutes of "The Deathly Hollows: Part 2" and stretch it into seven films so fans can enjoy the Harry Potter franchise for another decade.
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May 24, 2011
Warner Bros. will recut the last four minutes of "The Deathly Hollows: Part 2" and stretch it into seven films so fans can enjoy the Harry Potter franchise for another decade.
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