Comedian Nick Lavallee explains his celebrity crush. Buy the song on iTunes: itunes.apple.com Check out the "Yum Yum! Tastes Nice!" ep and Nick’s stand up comedy album "Uncle Daddy". Add Nick on Facebook: www.facebook.com LYRICS: Watching nick and nite late until the morning, blonde bombshell hit the screen without any warning. On the screen was Gloria, I was in a daze, Credits roll the real name, Sally Struthers, I'm amazed! I hit up wikipedia on the internet, I do my research learning more about this show biz vet. She's got two Emmy's I'm getting so impressed. I want you Sally Struthers! I think you're the best. Sally, I want you. Sally, I need you. I promise there is no other. I love you, Sally Struthers. From TV to Broadway now you're in my heart. I worship the ground you walk on and hope to never part. Your an activist advocating for the kids. I'd like to actively advocate that we kiss. You've played Mama Morton, you're on gilmore girls. I'd give anything if you let me rock your world. I could be your man, you could be my lady, I'd like you to be the mommy of my baby. .....AND YES, THAT'S REALLY SALLY.