Empire State of Nick & Cath Nick studied in Edinburgh, got a useless Arts degree...just like me... Gigging in a band, for the love of the music (we played for free). Then we moved down south, to London where it all was quite poncey, But Nick met Cath downstairs, at Richmond Crescent then, he got lucky... Lying in bed all day, watching Everybody Loves Raymond on TV, Nick and Cath, KISSING kissing, God knows what she saw in him. Of course I’m just kidding, For Nick didn't Curb his Enthusiasm, he gave Cath lots of...attention Oh Cath and Nick, Nick, Nick. Working at HSBC, Cath pressed the wrong button — accidentally. But she just went to lunch, and she caused the credit crunch -- single-handedly. Meanwhile near Soho square, Nick's the man down there, that's what they say, Ronnie Scott's in lights, but I know he's selling cheap tickets on ebay! Then something magical, they had a beautiful.. ..boy called Freddie, And they were all so very happy, up all night changing nappies. Nick, Cath and Freddie, Mixing cocktails of Calpol and G&Ts (that's why they're so happy), Nick, Cath and Freddie, Freddie, Freddie. But wait it's not all looking pretty, They moved to a different part of the City. The only place in the world that makes me shiver, They've only gone and moved south of the river, Oh why-yyy, why-yyy? South London, Everyone knows North London's nicer, if a little bit pricier. Move back to North London, What more can we say to entice ya?, the nightlife is spicier, Here in <b>...</b>