Shakespearean Insults - 'A Midsummer Night’s Train Wreck'.Quotes from various works of William Shakespeare. Shakespearean quotations..."I had rather be married to a deaths head with a bone in his mouth!-It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.- She is peevish, sullun, forward, proud, disobedient, stubborn, lacking duty.-He is deformed, crooked, old and sere, ill faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere, vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind, stigmatical in making, worse in mind.-Dissembling harlot, thou are false in all.--All that is within him does condemn itself for being there.-She hath more hair than wit, and more faults than hairs, and more wealth than faults.-If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.--You rise to play and go to bed to work.-His kisses are Judas's own children.-You kiss by the book.-Like the toad, ugly and venomous.-You should be women and yet your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so-What hempen homespun have we swaggering here.- She's the kitchen wench, and all grease, and I know not what use to put her but to make a lamp of her and run her from her own light. I warrant, her rags and the tallow in them will burn a Poland winter. If she lives till doomsday, she'll burn a week longer than the whole world.-Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit, for I am sick when I do look on thee.-Frailty, thy name is woman.-I say the gentlemen had drunk himself out of his five senses.-Out ...