Erin Gibson uses her Modern Lady stage to vehemently boo Bridalplasty, the new E! reality show that combines every woman’s two biggest fantasies: getting married and radical plastic surgery. Host Shanna Moakler and the doctor from thankfully departed plastic-surgery show The Swan combine on a program that sets new heights (depths?) in depravity. But once Erin's done wielding her comedy scalpel, Bridalplasty doesn't have an ounce of fat left. Also, it's a bloody, pulpy mass.  For good reason, no woman has ever had the balls, moxie or delusion to claim the title of the world's premiere basic cable expert on lady stuff. Until now. Meet Erin Gibson. She's freakishly tall, sort of smart, and willing to do just about anything to get a bemused chuckle. Her segment, Modern Lady, on infoMania, is dedicated to reporting and commenting on what's happening on Planet Lady.* *The asterisk next to Planet Lady is actually a typo. infoMania is a half-hour satirical news show that