Written by Rivers Cuomo of Weezer They say i need some rogaine to put in my hair Work it out at the gym to fit my underwear Okaley makes the shades to transform a tool You’d hate for the kids to think that you've lost your cool Imma do the things that i wanna do I ain't got a thing to prove to you I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans Excuse my manners if i make a scene I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like I'm fine and dandy with the me inside One look in the mirror and i'm tickled pink I don't give a hoot about what you think everyone likes to dance to a happy song with a catchy chorus and beat so they can sing along timbaland knows the way to reach the top of the charts maybe if i work with him i can perfect the art Imma do the things that i wanna do I ain't got a thing to prove to you I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans Excuse my manners if i make a scene I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like I'm fine and dandy with the me inside one look in the mirror and i'm tickled pink I don't give a hoot about what you think no, i don't care i don't care i don't care i don't care i don't care i don't care Imma do the things that i wanna do I ain't got a thing to prove to you I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans Excuse my manners if i make a scene I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like I'm fine and dandy with the me inside one look in the mirror and i'm tickled pink I don't give a hoot about what you think