Portfolio Rap Lyrics Verse 1 I be the finest English Writer in the room Yeah like EAP Don’t need that St. Martin's 'cause I am so good grammatically Hopefully, I'll be done with this soon, By this, I mean this essay, It's about Sonny's Blues Cuz all the teachers love it when I use words like concordance I agree, we need a budget, seems like Common Scents is money in discussions If you're poor you might make Stone Soup in a bucket Or be like fathers in Erdrich, always going to get pubbish I just wanna write, write, I'm explosive like a big cyst Throwing rhymes like a pitch, sew the beat with a stitch Mix and match like quilts and then put it to Everyday Use Don't give it to Dee or they will never reach their value I'm as rare as you can be without being a White elephant Look at all these puns, caught in my mitt As rare as you can be without being a White elephant Look at all these puns, caught in my mitt Chorus: In this story called Burl's, there's an 8-year-old lad, Split between being his dad, and transforming into a girl, just like his ma Have some gin, drink it elsewhere with Dina Who's got no kin, cutting ties with everyone just like she sawed In this story called Burl's, there's an 8-year-old lad, Story called Burl's, there's an 8-year-old lad, Split between being his dad, and transforming into a girl Sees a couple he-shes and then he's taken for a whirl Verse 2 In Spain, the boyfriend thinks he knows her, everything she says is fibs They fight with hidden messages ...