Happy Birthday, Mollo! Lyrics: {Brontosaurus noise} So, I went to this party last Thursday night The ladies was all over me like germs on my mic They was callin' me cute and touchin' my hair But my eyes was driftin' to a cutie on the stairs I walked up to her and asked her her name She said "Molly Mary O," and then asked me the same She said it’s her big two-one at last And I said FINALLY SOMEONE WHO CAN FILL MY FLASK Played my game and we chatted about pogs Emily Dickenson, the 90s, and dogs We was getting on great, and I wanted to know more, So we sat with our knees folded on the floor. She said: "Hey, my name is Molly O," I may be petite and I may have no fro but I know all the runs from Beyonce's songs sooo I can write poems like Maya Angelou I got a cute haircut and some skinny jeans, too My name is Molly O and I'm 21 Yo." Girl drove me crazy with the way that she spoke This was one lady for whom I would go broke She made me wanna talk proper English, ya know? And serenade her with cheese fries and cookie dough But hold up, I think I hear something Something very good Must be a PIANO SOLO OH YEAH {Piano Solo} Oh wow, this girl was unstoppable Oh wow, completely unbelievable She said: "Hey, my name is Molly O," I may be petite and I may have no fro but I know all the runs from Beyonce's songs sooo I can write poems like Maya Angelou Got a cute haircut and some skinny jeans, too My name is Molly O and I'm 21 Yoooooooo." Hey, my name is Molly," It's my birthday and I <b>...</b>