This is the oldest song in my collection. I wrote it in May 1975 when I was working in an engineering company. I wrote it one lunchtime and it took all of 20 minutes to get the words and the chords. For years it had the unedifying title of "Hey Baby!", but I decided to rename it recently, as I wasn’t happy with the original name. The song was inspired by the line "When I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine he took my little bottle of love potion number 9" by Lieber and Stoller, and you will notice that in the first verse of my song the words are "I got drunk last Saturday night, then I started kissing everything in sight, I saw a pretty girl walking down the street so I got down on my knees and started kissing her feet". If you know the song "Love Potion No. 9", you will also notice that the tunes are completely different, so although the words from their song inspired mine, I have not plagiarised them in any way.