WoW Addicts Anonymous -This is a worldwide epidemic affecting countless people of all ages. You might ask yourself what thing could cause this chaos. The answer is a pc game named World of Warcraft. For those of you who have never heard of World of Warcraft, it is a highly addictive and contagious online fantasy game. World of Warcraft causes various and severe issues in homosapiens' lives. Issue #1: Confusion in judgment of reality -Do you take this belf to be your lawfully wedded husband? -I do -And you? -I do -Now trade your rings -You may kiss the bride Issue #2: Sleep deprivation -What the felhunter are you doing!?! Issue #3: Excessive weight gain and lack of personal hygiene. -Baaaaaaaa. -Betha! What are you doing?!? You’re just sitting there eating. You've got crap everywhere! Drinks everywhere! This is what you're going to do with your life?!? You're nothing! You're not going to be anything! This is why they call you Big Bertha! You're fat! You're ridiculous! Do something! -Oh my god. Bertha, why are you even trying to work out? All that weight is going to turn to flab anyway. Fat! I can't even understand how you can move on that thing. Oh wait, you can't. Lardo! Why don't you just go back to playing World of Warcraft like you were before because that's all you can do with your fat, obese body! Yea Big Bertha! Issue #4: Eager bladder syndrome -Stop breathing so hard. -This dps has no clue what they're doing. Omg! Fail tank! Scrubs! Less than 50k, really? I'm not <b>...</b>