Our take-out Chinese order. I was trying to order Jackie Sweet/Sour Chicken and she says, "you no worry, I make you something good, no yes you like?" 1/2 way through the call I just had to turn the phone recorder on because it was becoming too friggin' funny. So only ½ the call was recorded. My favorite is the very end and she says "I’m all chili for you all the time ok." Then she says 20 minutes and I asked to verify then she then says 10 minutes. Wow! Here's what I "wanted" from their website 501. Sesame Chicken *................................................ $ 7.95 Boned, battered, and deep-fried; dressed with a sweet, mild sauce. 502. Vietnamese Spicy Beef (Satay) *.................... $ 8.95 Sliced tender beef stir-fried with spicy Satay Paste on top of lettuce, tomatoes and cucumber. 103. Crispy Spring Roll (5) ......................................................... $4.95 Sautéed cabbage, carrots, celery, clear noodles and wood-ear fungus wrapped in rice paper, deep fried until golden brown. Served with mild sweet and sour house sauce.