Funny Christmas song twist about Daddy and Santa kissing, (equality version) performed by ELFIS. - Lyrics Kip Addotta with one small twist by Steve Stay, music T. Connor.   ELFIS, short for "E Long Fong I Song", the name given to Santa Tech dropout "Stewart E Pedd II" by his Elf Guru, "Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda". Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune. LYRICS - I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus Lyrics Kip Addotta, music T. Connor. I saw daddy kissing, Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night He didn’t see me creep, down the stairs to have a peep He thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep Then I saw daddy tickle, Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white There must be some mistake, was I really awake? I rub my eyes and moved in close up, better look to take Then I..then I...hey..hey! Then I saw daddy hugging, Santa Claus He took his hand and pulled him to the couch, It must have been just fine, Santa didn't seem to mind Then daddy moved across the room to pour them both some wine, Then I saw daddy fondle, Santa Claus And on his beard he nibbled now and then, I crawled across the floor, I hid behind the door, I left it open just a crack so I could watch some more then I..then I..then I...then I.. Then I saw daddy undress, Santa Claus They quickly threw their clothes on a big chair Well much to my surprise, I couldn't believe my eyes It wasn't Santa after all but my other daddy in disguise Oh I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus, Underneath the mistletoe last night Oh what a laugh it would it been, If I had really seen daddy kissing Santa Claus that night