i pick girls like i pick the clothes on my back.....i pick em good but theyre usually on the clearance rack... i love girls like a fat kid loves a shipleys, or krispy kream.....they call me the dairy king... But when i like a girl they turn into MC Hammer, "you cant touch this".....well ice ice baby!! But when a girl likes me back i feel like Barak Obama...its time to make a change or two, baby this package is just for you!!! I love girls and girls love me, its as simple as the birds and the bees.....i love girls like a gay guy loves skinny jeans, i love girls like the Mayans love 2013! sometimes i feel like Harry Potter, in my invisibility cloak...i want to talk to girls but i just dont have the sorcerrors stones... but when i do talk to girls, i feel like im on Youtube .... Rick Rollin left and right, never givin up on you! but then i get carried away just like a toyota camry..you could say im moving forward and never ever stopping.. then i get hit by a brick wall out of nowhere and i do like hellen keller and i sit there and stare!!! then i met a girl that i loved more than halo 3, but i said the wrong thing and she went modern warfare on me. so now im sitting here with my heart broken in every way, just wondering if i might be gay?.......NAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!