Chunk Master Flex. That would be my rapper name if I ever got really famous and obese. Packaging The nice thing about reflective packaging is that everything looks so distorted in it. Everytime I look at one, it’s like staring into a funhouse mirror.. Granted, I'm already pretty goofy looking to begin with, so that didn't take too much effort. I've always wondered if the distorted effect was a manufacturing error or if it was done on purpose. I suppose it would be impossible for anything this flexible to have a perfectly clear reflection. That's why mirrors and camera lenses are so hard and sturdy. Speaking of which, pictures with flashing cameras in mirrors are a pet peeve for me. I'm fairly sure this is a recent trend that sprouted up about 5 years ago. Right around the time Myspace started getting huge. All of a sudden, we saw this massive influx of really horrible and out of focus pictures being taken in front of reflective bathroom surfaces. To date, this gushing torrent of awkward adolescence still flows and shows no signs of stopping. I suppose it's just something I have to accept. That's how you know you're getting old, when tiny things on the Internet start to bother you. Granted, some of them are pretty entertaining (Mostly the ones of women), but the majority of them look exactly the same. You could swap out the person in 90% of these and nobody would be able to tell the difference. I'm just glad this plague hasn't spread to videos. Imagine, somebody recording ...